GLATTEN!2001 BMW 740i Sedan V8 4.4 LTR, AUTO, BLUE (outside) tan (inside) , 113,688 Miles, Stock #8350, VIN #WBAGG83461DN86444,
SIE SIND DIE TRANSPORTVORRICHTUNG IN DIESEM GLATTEN BEAMER!
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I don't really speak german but I have these episodes where the words just appear in my head like I'm reading a script. My doctor says it could be the mad cow disease. WIR BAR ZAHLEN FUR AUTOS!
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1971 CHEVELLE SS TURBO 350!1971 CHEVROLET CHEVELLE SS Coupe 350 C.I., 3 SPEED AUTO, BLUE (outside) BLACK (inside) , Stock #1971SS,
Meticulously restored Chevy Chevelle SS with Turbo 3 speed automatic transmission. This car is for sale by a private party.
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Deedoo. It's a deedoo. A deedoo, no, wait... it's not a deedoo. I have no idea what it is. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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SUPER CLEAN CHEVY S10!2001 CHEVROLET S10 LS Pickup V6 4.3 LTR, AUTOMATIC, WHITE (outside) GRAY (inside) , 86,760 Miles, Stock #8458, VIN #1GCCS19W518178073,
This truck gets 19 MPG city and 25 MPG highway. You can buy a 5 year, 100,000 mile extended warranty for this truck.
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Snail fiddling is not an occupation I'd be proud of. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS AND TRUCKS!
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GREAT BUY WITH WARRANTY!2004 CHEVROLET CAVALIER Sedan 4 CYL 2.2 LTR, AUTOMATIC, WHITE (outside) CHARCOAL (inside) , 159,618 Miles, Stock #8482, VIN #1G1JC52F847227162,
This car gets 21MPG city and 31MPG highway. Comes with a 5 year, 100,000 mile warranty!
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No, not the cats. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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21MPG City, 31MPG Highway!2006 CHEVROLET AVEO LS Sedan 4 CYL 1.6 LTR, AUTOMATIC, SILVER (outside) GRAY (inside) , 60,524 Miles, Stock #8060R, VIN #KL1TD56606B524229,
Fun to drive and great gas mileage! You can rent this car for $29.95 per day!
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Monkey power. Straight from the jungle! WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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BE THE BOSS IN THIS SUV!2006 CHEVROLET TAHOE SPORT UTILITY V8 4.8 LTR, AUTOMATIC, BLUE (outside) GRAY (inside) , 52,500 Miles, Stock #8473, VIN #1GNEC13V86R138052,
Super clean, spacious and comfortable! Has third seat, too! This SUV is on sale now!
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I feel all roley poley, roley poley. Roley pony, pony. Splat! WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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LIKE NEW COBALT!2009 CHEVROLET COBALT LT Sedan 4 CYL 2.2 LTR, AUTOMATIC, RED (outside) BLACK/GRAY (inside) , 20,000 Miles, Stock #8486, VIN #1G1AT58H897284106,
This sweet little eye-catcher gets 24 MPG city and 33 MPG highway!
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Oompa Loompa's don't sing in heaven, they tidy up the clouds. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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WE RENT CARS TOO!COMPACTS MID-SIZE MINI-VANS Van 15 PASSENGER, RENTALS (outside) SALES (inside) , Stock #SMILEY'S, VIN #LOWEST PRICES!,
MUST BE 22 YEARS OF AGE WITH VALID DRIVER LICENSE AND PROOF OF INSURANCE. WE XXXXXXXXXXXACCEPT MAJOR CREDIT CARDS AND DEBIT CARDS* WITH VISA OR MASTER CARD SYMBOLS. *2 PROOFS OF RESIDENCE REQUIRED WITH USE OF DEBIT CARD. WE ALSO ACCEPT CASH DEPOSITS.
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Thanks to sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ for many of the quotes included on this site. Check it out, it's really funny. RENT FROM A NAME YOU CAN TRUST! WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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RAM TOUGH? YOU BET!2004 DODGE RAM 1500 QUAD CAB Pickup V8 5.7 LTR, AUTOMATIC, BURGUNDY (outside) GRAY (inside) , 27,246 Miles, Stock #647723, VIN #1D7HA18D04S47723,
HEMI SPORT GROUP.
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Vampire penguins? Zombie guinae pigs? We're done for! WE PAY CASH FOR CARS AND TRUCKS!
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RENT ME FOR JUST $69.95 PER DAY!2008 DODGE GRAND CARAVAN SE Van V6 3.3 LTR, AUTO, GRAY (outside) GRAY/BLACK (inside) , 59,100 Miles, Stock #8438, VIN #1D8HN44H58B159271,
THIS 7 SEATER VAN HAS STOW-N-GO SEATING SO YOU CAN HAUL PASSENGERS OR CARGO. WHAT IT TAKES TO RENT: VALID DRIVERS LICENSE, 22 YEARS OF AGE, MAJOR CREDIT/DEBIT* CARD AND PROOF OF INSURANCE. Proof of residence required for debit card payment.
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If I wanted to see a long nose and a big butt, I'd look at a horse. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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BEAUTIFUL FORD 4X4!2000 FORD RANGER SUPER CAB 4x4 Pickup V6 3.0 LTR, AUTOMATIC, TAN (outside) TAN (inside) , 82,166 Miles, Stock #8487, VIN #1FTZR15V5YPB71403,
SUPER CLEAN 2000 FORD RANGER 4X4 PICKUP!
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Get off the bed, kitty. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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THE GREAT ESCAPE!*2002 FORD ESCAPE XLT Sedan V6 3.0 LTR, AUTO, GREEN (outside) TAN (inside) , 71,710 Miles, Stock #8449, VIN #1FMCU041X2KB14658,
This car is extremely clean inside and out. Clean CARFAX report, 16/22 MPG.
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*The Great Escape, starring Steve McQueen, Richard Attenborough, James Garner, Charles Bronson, James Coburn, David McCallum and Donald Pleasance. Produced and directed by John Sturges. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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ONE WAY-SWEET MUSTANG!2002 FORD MUSTANG Coupe V6 3.8 LTR, AUTOMATIC, BURGUNDY (outside) TAN (inside) , 134,300 Miles, Stock #146868, VIN #1FAFP40472F146868,
This car is super clean and really fun to drive.
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You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules! WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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DEPENDABLE AND AFFORDABLE!2005 FORD TAURUS SEL Sedan V6 3.0 LTR, AUTOMATIC, SILVER (outside) GRAY (inside) , 54,371 Miles, Stock #8325, VIN #1FAFP56U85A250963,
Sexy? Not so much. Reliable? Yes. Comfortable? Definitely! 18MPG city, 25MPG highway. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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I'm baking pillows. Burn them slowly. It keeps them fluffy. Mmmmmmm, pillows. YOU CAN RENT THIS CAR FOR $39.95 PER DAY! WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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SEATS 15!2006 FORD ECONOLINE XL Van V8 5.4LTR, AUTO, WHITE (outside) GRAY (inside) , 84,967 Miles, Stock #8297, VIN #1FBSS31L46DA05480,
YOU CAN RENT THIS VAN FOR $99.95 PER DAY!
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The entire cast of Lackawanna Blues can fit in this van, with luggage. Okay, maybe not Rosie Perez's luggage. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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DEPENDABLE IS IT'S MIDDLE NAME!2006 FORD TAURUS SE Sedan 6 CYL 3.0 LTR, AUTO, WHITE (outside) GRAY (inside) , 56,531 Miles, Stock #8194, VIN #1fafp53u86a126293,
20/27 MPG, clean carfax report! YOU CAN RENT THIS CAR FOR $39.95 PER DAY!
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Speaking of Lackawanna Blues, who was in the cast besides S. Epatha Merkerson, Hill Harper, Louis Gossett, Jr., Ernie Hudson, Macy Gray, Jimmy Smitts, Rosie Perez, Jeffrey Wright, Mos Def, and Kenneth Michael Williams? WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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DRIVES GREAT & SAVES GAS!2007 HYUNDAI ELANTRA GLS Sedan 4 CYL, AUTO, GOLD (outside) TAN (inside) , 36,770 Miles, Stock #8414, VIN #KMHDU46D17U182040,
28/36 MPG, clean carfax report! 1 owner. You can rent this car for $29.95 per day!
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That was wierd. The power went out a few minutes ago and it was pitch black in here and I could hear people laughing. Maybe mad cow, again. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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IT'S A GREAT LITTLE CAR!2010 HYUNDAI ACCENT GLS Sedan 4 CYL 1.6 LTR, AUTOMATIC, BLUE (outside) GRAY (inside) , 2,700 Miles, Stock #8485, VIN #KMHCN4AC4AU422471,
This nimble little beauty gets 26 MPG city and 35 MPG highway! Clean, low mileage and did I mention nimble?
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Bring it on, King Kong! I'll kick your monkey ass right back to the jungle! WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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NICEST SUV I'VE EVER DRIVEN!2005 INFINITY QX56 SPORT UTILITY Sedan V8 5.6 LTR, AUTO, CHARCOAL (outside) GRAY/WOOD (inside) , 93,885 Miles, Stock #MOMS, VIN #5N3AAA08C85N803314,
This is a beautiful, loaded SUV that's wonderful to drive!
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Your Mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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SUPER CLEAN KIA OPTIMA!2005 KIA OPTIMA EX Sedan V6 2.7 LTR, AUTOMATIC, WHITE (outside) GRAY (inside) , 78,968 Miles, Stock #8461, VIN #KNAGD128055392559,
This car was part of our rental fleet so it has been meticulously serviced and has a lot of highway mileage. Super clean inside and out. 18MPG in the city and 25MPG on the highway.
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Butter... nut... squash. I like those words. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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ZOOM, ZOOM!2002 MAZDA 626 LX Sedan 4 CYL 2.0 LTR, AUTOMATIC, GREY (outside) GREY (inside) , 108,740 Miles, Stock #8493, VIN #1YVGF22C825264468,
19 MPG city, 25 MPG highway!
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Squid wrestling: all tentacles and no substance. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS AND TRUCKS!
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YOU KNOW THE GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GREAT STUFF!2003 MERCEDES-BENZ E320 Sedan V6 3.2 LTR, AUTO, SILVER (outside) BLACK/WOOD (inside) , 73,500 Miles, Stock #KIMS, VIN #WDBUF65J53A139655,
This car has been meticulously cared for and maintained.
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My pony's for sale. Yes, it works. I want to get a stripey zebra instead. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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CLEAN, COMFORTABLE AND ECONOMICAL TRANSPORTATION FOR UNDER $4000!1997 MERCURY SABLE GS Sedan V6 3.0 LTR, AUTOMATIC, WHITE (outside) BLUE/GREEN (inside) , 999,993 Miles, Stock #658513, VIN #1MELM50U5VA658513,
This car is beautiful, gets 18MPG city and 26MPG highway and has a clean carfax report!
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I've got one. I need two. With two I can take over the freakin' world! WE PAY CASH FOR CARS AND TRUCKS!
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SWEET ALTIMA!2001 NISSAN ALTIMA GLE Sedan 4 CYL 2.4 LTR, AUTOMATIC, WHITE (outside) TAN (inside) , 80,275 Miles, Stock #8477, VIN #1N4DL01AX1C225094,
Very nice Altima that's loaded! Gets 19MPG city and 26MPG highway. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS!
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Legs time. Everybody get your legs! WE RENT CARS, TOO!
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YOU'LL LOVE YOUR SUBARU!1999 SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACK Wagon 4 CYL 2.5 LTR, MANUAL, SILVER (outside) GRAY (inside) , 110,914 Miles, Stock #LEGACY, VIN #4S3BG6856X6659344,
Now I know why people always say "I love my Subaru!" This car is fun to drive, easy to park and has great visibility all around.
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Elephant trunks should be for elephant things only. Nothing else. WE PAY CASH FOR CARS, MATE!
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